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>LMAO: Russia produces politically correct bomb

>The Russians, legendary inventors of almost everything, have developed the most powerful non-atomic bomb ever. A literal blockbuster. One of the bomb’s advantages, according to the Russian news announcement, is that IT WILL DO NO HARM TO THE ENVIRONMENT. That opinion might not be shared by the flora and fauna that once existed in the moon-like crater produced by “Big Boris.”

Anyway, I thought you would be happy to know that warfare is going green. In fact, the bomb is even painted environmentalist green. Nice touch. Oh yeah! For those of you not at full mental power-up at the moment, I feel obligated to disclose that my super graphics guy, Xiong, used computer magic to make the explosion green — just for the fun of it.